poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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murderedvirgins:

detoxifies:

This is my favorite picture and I reblog it every time it is on my dash.

so i wonder if someone was murdered or if a girl just blead through

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welcome-to-the-freakshow:

I yell this at people when I drive passed them. I either scare the shit out of them or they reply yes.

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nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

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welcome-to-the-freakshow:

shesfilled-withsecrets:

walkingdeadite:

noonewillhurtyounow:

recoveryisbeautiful:

Ohmygoshhh Ellen <3

Except that some people are naturally born that skinny, Ellen. It’s not always their doing…

I don’t think she meant it like that. I think she’s just trying to emphasize that 0 should not be a size, because it can make some people feel like “no one”

I agree. Ellen is married to Portia de Rossi, who struggled with an eating disorder, she would know better than to make an insensitive comment like that about someone (especially a whole spectrum of people’s) bodies

I hate when people take things SO seriously. Like unbunch your underwear & stfu.

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jeannieus:

omg

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I almost borrowed the game Apples to Apples to a really popular kid in our school for their party where they were gonna get drunk. They were gonna come all the way to my house to get it. But then they found out their neighbor had it. So close.

of-mice-and-ben-bruce:

impersonatr:

penroseparticle:

I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something

I had to restrain myself from hitting the reblog button several times over

OMG THE LAST ONE I JUST CAN’T 

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